Zigmund
from Bogger County, Ireland.
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the facts
| name: | Zigmund |
| age: | 20 |
| lives: | Bogger County, Ireland |
| works: | My fine ass like a Gigolo |
| into: | Women |
| booze: | Buckfast and Beaujolais |
| fags: | Are Gay. |
| listens to: | The voices in my head |
| watches: | My neighbour undressing when she's not looking. |
| reads: | Palms. |
| hero: | Spiderman |
| cunt: | Paris Hilton's |
| bribe me with: | Sexy Dames and Plenty of 'em! |
| ashamed of: | My Knowledge of Pubic Topiary |
| could live without: | Being Killed |
| sobs at: | Kitten Porn |
| gets hard/wide to: | Play with meself |
| regrets: | Not getting a third ride off that dead chick. |
| wants: | Some spare change for the bus... |