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| name: | WinkyWankyWoo |
| age: | 50 ish |
| lives: | London |
| works: | London |
| into: | Women |
| booze: | Lager |
| fags: | Nah |
| listens to: | Wife nagging me constantly |
| watches: | Rolex and Cartier |
| reads: | Yes |
| hero: | John Lennon |
| cunt: | Hugh Grant |
| bribe me with: | BJ's |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Wife nagging me. |
| sobs at: | Hard core porn |
| gets hard/wide to: | Hard core porn |
| regrets: | I've had a few but then again too few to mention |
| wants: | Another BJ |