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| name: | Twiglet |
| age: | Old enough to know better |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Unfortunately, yes |
| into: | Everything |
| booze: | Mine's a vodka |
| fags: | Trying to give up |
| listens to: | Too much noise |
| watches: | everything |
| reads: | The Small Print |
| hero: | Still holding out for one |
| cunt: | Very nice and neat thank you. |
| bribe me with: | Vodka |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: |