Thepianodentist
from In a house under the sea.
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the facts
| name: | Thepianodentist |
| age: | As old as time |
| lives: | In a house under the sea |
| works: | To fund vices |
| into: | Funded vices |
| booze: | Always |
| fags: | Perhaps |
| listens to: | Beeps and riffs |
| watches: | 1980's american soaps |
| reads: | Books about 1980's american soaps |
| hero: | Zac Morris |
| cunt: | That darn Mr belding! |
| bribe me with: | A cure for syphilis? |
| ashamed of: | Having to pay for her services |
| could live without: | Fig rolls |
| sobs at: | The time of payment |
| gets hard/wide to: | The beano |
| regrets: | Everything |
| wants: | Sanctuary |