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| name: | TheMonk |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | Hell |
| works: | occasionally |
| into: | onanism |
| booze: | Newcastle brown |
| fags: | Gutter treats |
| listens to: | Muzak |
| watches: | his mouth |
| reads: | well intelligent stuff |
| hero: | Joey Deacon |
| cunt: | Yes please |
| bribe me with: | sleaze & cheese |
| ashamed of: | My life |
| could live without: | other people |
| sobs at: | will |
| gets hard/wide to: | mirrors |
| regrets: | 'experimenting' as a teenager |
| wants: | more time to sort myself out |