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| name: | TheGunt |
| age: | Old Enough |
| lives: | Nine |
| works: | Like clockwork |
| into: | Deep |
| booze: | Beer, whisky, diesel |
| fags: | Leave me alone |
| listens to: | Stuff |
| watches: | Casio |
| reads: | Razzle, Viz |
| hero: | Kes |
| cunt: | Chris Moyles, Russel Brand |
| bribe me with: | Bribes |
| ashamed of: | Jordan |
| could live without: | Herpes |
| sobs at: | Detergent adverts |
| gets hard/wide to: | Reflections |
| regrets: | Are for another day |
| wants: | A puppy, just for Christmas mind |