TheBoyMonkey
from Until the ripe of age of 93.
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the facts
| name: | TheBoyMonkey |
| age: | Older than you |
| lives: | Until the ripe of age of 93 |
| works: | From dusk til dawn |
| into: | A small hole |
| booze: | Is a drink containing alcohol |
| fags: | Are totally gay |
| listens to: | Screaming |
| watches: | Torture |
| reads: | The articles in Razzle |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | The Holy Moly admin that banned MonkeyBoy for an amusing post involving Sharon Osbourne's head on a spike and DickMarsh doing something unspeakable to it. Far funnier than Ian McShanes usual crap. Have you finally sacked him? |
| bribe me with: | The location of little Maddie. I could do with £1.5m |
| ashamed of: | You |
| could live without: | Sleep |
| sobs at: | Politicians |
| gets hard/wide to: | Your mum |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: | Everything |