SpankMe
from Here.
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the facts
| name: | SpankMe |
| age: | 31 |
| lives: | Here |
| works: | Here |
| into: | Men |
| booze: | Always |
| fags: | Always |
| listens to: | Noise |
| watches: | Porn |
| reads: | Porn |
| hero: | Ron Jeremy |
| cunt: | YOU |
| bribe me with: | A big fat cock |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Self obsessed people |
| sobs at: | Adverts |
| gets hard/wide to: | Excitement |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: | A big fat cock to play with |