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| name: | Soulgirl |
| age: | 43 |
| lives: | Dorset |
| works: | PMI |
| into: | Northern Soul |
| booze: | Champagne |
| fags: | Menthols |
| listens to: | Northern Soul |
| watches: | Everything |
| reads: | Not a lot |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Me |
| bribe me with: | ... at the moment, a shag! |
| ashamed of: | nothing |
| could live without: | Karen Matthews & Hijabs |
| sobs at: | fuck all |
| gets hard/wide to: | Northern Soul |
| regrets: | Not getting to Wigan |
| wants: | A big cock sporting a big wallet |