SoCrates
from the Athenian Empire.
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the facts
| name: | SoCrates |
| age: | 36 |
| lives: | the Athenian Empire |
| works: | at the social niceties |
| into: | temptation |
| booze: | Leffe |
| fags: | for no-one |
| listens to: | my Creative Zen |
| watches: | too much crap |
| reads: | palms |
| hero: | Joe Willie Namath |
| cunt: | Freddy Shepherd |
| bribe me with: | almost anything |
| ashamed of: | my internet porn addiction |
| could live without: | work |
| sobs at: | nuffink you slaaaag |
| gets hard/wide to: | Laura Fraser |
| regrets: | that fat bird speed hand job |
| wants: | anything I can get |