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| name: | Skoptsie |
| age: | 31 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | making games |
| into: | not growing up just yet |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | no thank you |
| listens to: | my mum |
| watches: | your mum |
| reads: | the instructions |
| hero: | Ian Rush |
| cunt: | Jim Davidson |
| bribe me with: | booze |
| ashamed of: | this country self-destructing so gladly |
| could live without: | salad |
| sobs at: | Liverpool's Champions League victory in 2005, in a happy way |
| gets hard/wide to: | El Nino |
| regrets: | nothing |
| wants: | bitty |