ScarletVonFist
from Hertfistshire.
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the facts
| name: | ScarletVonFist |
| age: | 27 |
| lives: | Hertfistshire |
| works: | In your local |
| into: | Plastic surgery |
| booze: | White Spirit |
| fags: | Bensons |
| listens to: | the voices in my head |
| watches: | Rolex please |
| reads: | Viz |
| hero: | Joe Calzaghe - there is a God! |
| cunt: | Footballers |
| bribe me with: | A sausage dog |
| ashamed of: | your mother |
| could live without: | my big mouth |
| sobs at: | Large feet |
| gets hard/wide to: | Going on fuck off expensive holidays |
| regrets: | Not going on fuck off expensive holidays |
| wants: | World Domination |