Sandsider
from Dumfries.
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the facts
| name: | Sandsider |
| age: | 50 |
| lives: | Dumfries |
| works: | mental health |
| into: | my wifes' purse. |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | but of course |
| listens to: | no cunt |
| watches: | bought one in Turkey. |
| reads: | peoples' minds |
| hero: | John logie Baird. |
| cunt: | Pete Burns |
| bribe me with: | liver n onions |
| ashamed of: | my overactive thyroid |
| could live without: | you lot. |
| sobs at: | The champ |
| gets hard/wide to: | my reflection |
| regrets: | not pulling the trigger when Thatcher was in the cross-hairs |
| wants: | for nothing. |