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| name: | Rubberlegs |
| age: | 27 |
| lives: | carelessly |
| works: | slowly |
| into: | anything that's not shit |
| booze: | constantly |
| fags: | increasingly |
| listens to: | Hendrix |
| watches: | Sport and Porn. Not necessarily in that order |
| reads: | Menu's |
| hero: | Jimi Hendrix |
| cunt: | Yes, I certainly am |
| bribe me with: | Birds & booze |
| ashamed of: | far too much |
| could live without: | volvo drivers |
| sobs at: | Nowt |
| gets hard/wide to: | more than is considered healthy |
| regrets: | nothing |
| wants: | everything |