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| name: | Rickster |
| age: | 42 |
| lives: | Bristol |
| works: | Unfortunately |
| into: | See below |
| booze: | Yep |
| fags: | Yep |
| listens to: | QOSTA etc.. |
| watches: | Bangles |
| reads: | Anything |
| hero: | Ex girlfriends |
| cunt: | Yep |
| bribe me with: | Reason |
| ashamed of: | Nothing in particular |
| could live without: | 21st century |
| sobs at: | Chickflicks |
| gets hard/wide to: | All above |
| regrets: | Thousands |
| wants: | To rectify regrets |