RealityStar
from For the Music.
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the facts
| name: | RealityStar |
| age: | 26 |
| lives: | For the Music |
| works: | For the money |
| into: | Spanking |
| booze: | Vodka |
| fags: | Hags |
| listens to: | My friends' dramas |
| watches: | Chavs |
| reads: | Other people's text messages |
| hero: | Harry Hill |
| cunt: | Jodie Marsh |
| bribe me with: | Bottoms |
| ashamed of: | My vulgar mouth when under the influence |
| could live without: | Madonna |
| sobs at: | benefit scroungers |
| gets hard/wide to: | Josh Hartnett |
| regrets: | That sex tape. |
| wants: | To smack your arse with a wooden spoon |