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| name: | Razorjaw |
| age: | 24 |
| lives: | THE DREAM |
| works: | AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE |
| into: | SEE BELOW |
| booze: | GUINNESS |
| fags: | SMELL |
| listens to: | ROAD NOISE |
| watches: | HIS LIFE FALL APART |
| reads: | INSTRUCTION MANUALS |
| hero: | MY MUM |
| cunt: | NEVER TASTES SO GOOD AFTER PE LESSONS |
| bribe me with: | CRACK |
| ashamed of: | VERY LITTLE |
| could live without: | HUMANS |
| sobs at: | CHRISTMAS |
| gets hard/wide to: | ELISHA CUTHBERT |
| regrets: | NOT RAPING ELISHA CUTHBERT |
| wants: | TO RAPE ELISHA CUTHBERT |