ProneToVanity
from As I should.
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the facts
| name: | ProneToVanity |
| age: | ? |
| lives: | As I should |
| works: | Glamour industry |
| into: | T & A |
| booze: | Lambrini |
| fags: | give you wrinkles |
| listens to: | people telling me how great I am |
| watches: | the mirror |
| reads: | Heat |
| hero: | Linda Lusardi/Sam Fox (although she is a lesbian now) |
| cunt: | People who think that Page 3 is wrong |
| bribe me with: | 4th boob job |
| ashamed of: | One small film I did in Germany |
| could live without: | Feminists |
| sobs at: | sobbing gives you wrinkles |
| gets hard/wide to: | My reflection |
| regrets: | 3rd boob job |
| wants: | More publicity |