PostmanPlod
from Surrey/Berks.
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the facts
| name: | PostmanPlod |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | Surrey/Berks |
| works: | Postie |
| into: | KFC |
| booze: | Shandy |
| fags: | Not any more |
| listens to: | Whatever crap R1 plays |
| watches: | Whatever crap Sky1 plays |
| reads: | TV guides |
| hero: | Homer |
| cunt: | Doherty, etc |
| bribe me with: | Food |
| ashamed of: | Being a fat knobber |
| could live without: | Vegetables |
| sobs at: | lack of KFC |
| gets hard/wide to: | KFC |
| regrets: | Being a fat knobber |
| wants: | KFC |