Pietro
from Lanarkshire.
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the facts
| name: | Pietro |
| age: | 25 |
| lives: | Lanarkshire |
| works: | Too much |
| into: | Anything with a buzz for the brain |
| booze: | JD |
| fags: | Benson |
| listens to: | Cats drowning in a sack |
| watches: | Not much |
| reads: | Orwell, Banks, Pratchett, Welsh, Brookmyre |
| hero: | George Orwell |
| cunt: | Depends, but Phil Collins is usually top |
| bribe me with: | A cheeky smile and a malt whisky |
| ashamed of: | Nowt |
| could live without: | Fuckwits |
| sobs at: | Spilt booze |
| gets hard/wide to: | Media-induced slebrity breakdown |
| regrets: | Not having the GNP of Columbia to stick up me nose |
| wants: | A pony |