Person
from Palatially.
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the facts
| name: | Person |
| age: | The cheek! |
| lives: | Palatially |
| works: | Sorry, what? |
| into: | All sorts |
| booze: | Yes, immediately |
| fags: | At school, but no longer |
| listens to: | Chopin, Bill Evans |
| watches: | The stock market |
| reads: | Nietzsche, Wodehouse |
| hero: | Nietzsche, Wodehouse |
| cunt: | Tony Blair |
| bribe me with: | Stilton |
| ashamed of: | My quite awful breath |
| could live without: | Tony Blair, tax |
| sobs at: | Litter louts |
| gets hard/wide to: | Oh dear! Such vulgarity |
| regrets: | n/a |
| wants: | To live in a country not peopled by oiks |