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| name: | PISSTRAMP |
| age: | 25 |
| lives: | LONDON |
| works: | MUSIC PR |
| into: | CHERYL TWEEDY'S SNATCH |
| booze: | UNCLE JACK & COKE |
| fags: | COULDN'T EAT A WHOLE ONE |
| listens to: | TRAMPS CRYING THEMSELVES TO SLEEP |
| watches: | PHILLIP SCHOFIELD SHITTING IN CRISP PACKETS |
| reads: | DECADENT LITERATURE |
| hero: | IAN CURTIS |
| cunt: | LOUIE WALSH |
| bribe me with: | AFRICAN CHILDREN |
| ashamed of: | PREVIOUS ANSWER |
| could live without: | 99% OF PEOPLE |
| sobs at: | MAN CITY'S MEDIOCRITY |
| gets hard/wide to: | JOY DIVISION |
| regrets: | GETTING CAUGHT |
| wants: | JODIE MARSH TO GET AIDS |