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| name: | OhGod |
| age: | 38 |
| lives: | Just about |
| works: | Sadly |
| into: | Whatever |
| booze: | Sometimes |
| fags: | No (except the herbal kind) |
| listens to: | Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Kings of Leon, System of a Down, Stonesour, Muse. To name but a few. |
| watches: | Soprano's, Shameless, |
| reads: | Irvine Welsh |
| hero: | Walter Tull |
| cunt: | The Andre's, Katona, Vic 'Posh' Beckham, Any of these reality TV celebs-fucking kill them all. |
| bribe me with: | A blow job |
| ashamed of: | Loads |
| could live without: | Dunno |
| sobs at: | Nothing |
| gets hard/wide to: | Fern Britton |
| regrets: | Fucking up at school |
| wants: | a blow job |