Noneckfreak
from Not that anyone cares.
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the facts
| name: | Noneckfreak |
| age: | 143 |
| lives: | Not that anyone cares |
| works: | As little as possible |
| into: | The breach (again) |
| booze: | Dom Perignon, Jagermeister, Meths |
| fags: | Can't stand either sort! |
| listens to: | No one |
| watches: | Telly |
| reads: | Jam-maker monthly |
| hero: | Hoss Cartwright |
| cunt: | Americans (all of 'em, except Hoss Cartwright) |
| bribe me with: | Hard cash'll do fine |
| ashamed of: | The incident with the whippet and the Vaseline |
| could live without: | Diarrhoea |
| sobs at: | Having razor blades dragged across eyelids |
| gets hard/wide to: | Then wanks |
| regrets: | Pulling zip up with cock still out. |
| wants: | Money and sex |