NigelMolesworth
from St Custards skool.
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the facts
| name: | NigelMolesworth |
| age: | 9 |
| lives: | St Custards skool |
| works: | seldomley |
| into: | criket cigs philsopfy ect |
| booze: | a tot of vimto wil sufice |
| fags: | craftey one behind skool gym during lat. if posibel |
| listens to: | fotherington tomas goeing hello trees hello flowers |
| watches: | the ceseless CREPE of the sands of time into the hour GLARSE |
| reads: | racing post tales of wartime daring DO and of course Jane in the daley miror |
| hero: | mi grate frend PEASON |
| cunt: | tokenhenterosexual and also i am not fond of BEKES MASTERS and so caleed peat doeherty |
| bribe me with: | cigs cig cards copey of THE EAGLE or pehaps a large fruit cake |
| ashamed of: | the world in wich we live it is unspekeably SORDID |
| could live without: | foopball masters skool buley grabber mae in fact anething to do with SKOOL |
| sobs at: | the site of mi own strange BEAUTY |
| gets hard/wide to: | thinking about space atommic bombs germ guns and puting 2d. on dandruff to win the 2.30 at kempton |
| regrets: | too maney to recall |
| wants: | to be excused fr. lat. eng. geog. algy ect and to be alowed to DREME |