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| name: | NickJ |
| age: | |
| lives: | well |
| works: | sometimes |
| into: | murder and execution |
| booze: | jack |
| fags: | marlboro |
| listens to: | today |
| watches: | panerai |
| reads: | jack reacher |
| hero: | larry grayson |
| cunt: | gordon brown |
| bribe me with: | size 10, 6 ft blondes |
| ashamed of: | taking bribes |
| could live without: | TV |
| sobs at: | inconclusive blood spatter |
| gets hard/wide to: | rock |
| regrets: | none |
| wants: | two front teeth |