MrBeefy
from Beyond means.
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the facts
| name: | MrBeefy |
| age: | Of no importance |
| lives: | Beyond means |
| works: | Hard, plays harder |
| into: | Expensive shit, Kitty (x) |
| booze: | Hound |
| fags: | ...carry bags |
| listens to: | Gibber jabber |
| watches: | Rolex Submariner |
| reads: | Crime stuff, horror and HM, which amount to the same |
| hero: | The Daleks |
| cunt: | Religion, Paris Hilton, my ex builder |
| bribe me with: | Oral sex, Dinner |
| ashamed of: | Fucking in that churchyard |
| could live without: | Builders, clinical depression, Richard & Judy |
| sobs at: | De Niro's death in Heat |
| gets hard/wide to: | Older women, my bike, sports cars |
| regrets: | the psycho, looney women |
| wants: | Kitty...er...Kitty...&...Kitty. |