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| name: | Mohammered |
| age: | A million |
| lives: | |
| works: | |
| into: | |
| booze: | Beer and spirits. |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | Music |
| watches: | Casio calculator watch |
| reads: | |
| hero: | |
| cunt: | |
| bribe me with: | Crack AND Smack |
| ashamed of: | |
| could live without: | Food and Water |
| sobs at: | Funerals of close friends or relatives |
| gets hard/wide to: | Porn |
| regrets: | |
| wants: |