MitchBuchanan
from California.
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the facts
| name: | MitchBuchanan |
| age: | 55 |
| lives: | California |
| works: | California |
| into: | Savings chicks |
| booze: | My body is a temple |
| fags: | I let the cunts drown |
| listens to: | My own music, it's glorious |
| watches: | Fags drown |
| reads: | The ingredients in Sugar Puffs |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Me |
| bribe me with: | Red swimming costumes |
| ashamed of: | That guy I employed with the shit 'tache, what was I thinking? |
| could live without: | Underage girls |
| sobs at: | Being put into the back of a meat wagon |
| gets hard/wide to: | See 2 above |
| regrets: | Not becoming a traffic warden |
| wants: | To find a video of Jessica Alba fisting herself |