MissChampion
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the facts
| name: | MissChampion |
| age: | Quarter Century. |
| lives: | |
| works: | erratically. |
| into: | deep. |
| booze: | make it a double. |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | dirty rock and roll. |
| watches: | Trash |
| reads: | Spot the dog. |
| hero: | Richard O'Brian, Leslie Nielson |
| cunt: | |
| bribe me with: | Booze, sex, beard. |
| ashamed of: | Britain's chavs |
| could live without: | Razorlight |
| sobs at: | The Remains of The Day |
| gets hard/wide to: | Dirty Sweaty rock with beards |
| regrets: | little |
| wants: | to be a machine |