MissAddie
from Ooop Norff.
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the facts
| name: | MissAddie |
| age: | between 18 and 81 |
| lives: | Ooop Norff |
| works: | Yep |
| into: | fun and games |
| booze: | only doubles |
| fags: | They will kill me |
| listens to: | music, moaning mates and sometimes Radio 2 when feeling odd |
| watches: | Rolex please |
| reads: | Yep - have done for years |
| hero: | Like them but prefer celebrations. Yum Yum |
| cunt: | All Big Brother contestents |
| bribe me with: | a feather duster |
| ashamed of: | once reading the Daily Mail |
| could live without: | The F**king Daily Mail |
| sobs at: | The Daily Mail again |
| gets hard/wide to: | Hard cock |
| regrets: | Writing all of this |
| wants: |