Mimi
from in your dreams.
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the facts
| name: | Mimi |
| age: | none of your damned business |
| lives: | in your dreams |
| works: | you into a sweat |
| into: | twisting things |
| booze: | only if you are having one |
| fags: | no thank you |
| listens to: | the taps dripping |
| watches: | what I say |
| reads: | meanings into everything |
| hero: | Sayed Pervez Kambashkh |
| cunt: | Thatcher and Tebbit |
| bribe me with: | money and a tandoori king prawn and keema naan or chicken livers from nandos |
| ashamed of: | being found out |
| could live without: | Daniel O'Donnell and his awful racket |
| sobs at: | losing mates |
| gets hard/wide to: | jason issacs or jon stewart |
| regrets: | starting this |
| wants: | to be rich and not have to work anymore |