MikeL
from Kent.
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the facts
| name: | MikeL |
| age: | 92 |
| lives: | Kent |
| works: | Kent & London |
| into: | Music |
| booze: | Wino |
| fags: | Nah |
| listens to: | The cunt in the office next to mine, constantly blathering on and on the phone. |
| watches: | Rolex of course |
| reads: | Books |
| hero: | John Lennon |
| cunt: | Hugh Grant |
| bribe me with: | Anal sex |
| ashamed of: | Anal sex |
| could live without: | Football |
| sobs at: | Anal sex (the first time - I'm getting better now) |
| gets hard/wide to: | Not telling |
| regrets: | Ive had a few but then again too few to mention |
| wants: | Another watch. |