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| name: | MediaWhore |
| age: | 30 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Media |
| into: | Music, film, TV, drinking copious amounts of alcohol |
| booze: | Guinness |
| fags: | A recent quitter |
| listens to: | Lots of diferent stuff. |
| watches: | Absolute crap on TV |
| reads: | Anything slightly dark |
| hero: | Shirley Bassey |
| cunt: | Kerry Katona |
| bribe me with: | 5 pints of Guinnes |
| ashamed of: | Being a bit of a Girls Aloud fan |
| could live without: | Humous |
| sobs at: | Anything |
| gets hard/wide to: | Tom Hardy |
| regrets: | Nowt |
| wants: | Shit loads of money |