MangeRidden
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the facts
| name: | MangeRidden |
| age: | |
| lives: | |
| works: | |
| into: | |
| booze: | |
| fags: | Urrgghhh. Dirty bastards |
| listens to: | A gramophone recording of Thora Hird bringing herself to the height of ecstacy |
| watches: | Lily Allen being hit in the cunt with a pickaxe |
| reads: | Mucky books |
| hero: | |
| cunt: | |
| bribe me with: | A shiny new pickaxe |
| ashamed of: | My pickaxe fetish |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | www.pickaxelilyallenscunt.org |
| regrets: | |
| wants: | To hit Keith Allen between the legs with an axe and then hit him in his new pseudo-cunt with a pickaxe |