Longjon
from London.
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the facts
| name: | Longjon |
| age: | 47 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Digital advertising |
| into: | gardening |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | fuck off |
| listens to: | techno |
| watches: | the Wire |
| reads: | non-fiction |
| hero: | nobody |
| cunt: | Boris Johnson |
| bribe me with: | Coca |
| ashamed of: | Knees |
| could live without: | Hangovers |
| sobs at: | Nasty news items |
| gets hard/wide to: | Girlfriend |
| regrets: | Career in advertising |
| wants: | A second life later |