LICKER
from executive scratching shed.
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the facts
| name: | LICKER |
| age: | get back to you on that |
| lives: | executive scratching shed |
| works: | yes |
| into: | cardboard boxes |
| booze: | of course |
| fags: | duh |
| listens to: | cunts |
| watches: | immitation rolex |
| reads: | big issue |
| hero: | halifax howard (cunt) |
| cunt: | circus dwarves |
| bribe me with: | oysters and champagne |
| ashamed of: | easily bribed |
| could live without: | scots and sanctimonious cunts |
| sobs at: | last nobbly bobbly |
| gets hard/wide to: | belly button lint |
| regrets: | turning down a 3-some |
| wants: | shagging |