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| name: | Klarionthewitchboy |
| age: | 36 |
| lives: | So far, yes |
| works: | Yes, I do |
| into: | Yo momma |
| booze: | Don't mind if I do... |
| fags: | That's not polite |
| listens to: | The rain |
| watches: | with Mother. |
| reads: | I can |
| hero: | A brave person |
| cunt: | A lady's downstairs bits |
| bribe me with: | Guinness and money |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Alan Titchmarsh |
| sobs at: | My wage slip |
| gets hard/wide to: | My reflection |
| regrets: | Je ne regret rien |
| wants: | Euromillions lottery win |