Kitty
from in the countryside.
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the facts
| name: | Kitty |
| age: | 34 |
| lives: | in the countryside |
| works: | as little as possible |
| into: | this site... god help me, and Mr Beefy |
| booze: | Yep |
| fags: | Nope |
| listens to: | No-one |
| watches: | my fucking language |
| reads: | Your mind.... |
| hero: | Charlie Brooker |
| cunt: | Mugabe, Moyles, Katona, anyone with a small dog in their handbag, & Noel Edmonds |
| bribe me with: | Fifties |
| ashamed of: | So much, it makes me blush |
| could live without: | Christ, how long have you got? |
| sobs at: | Nowt |
| gets hard/wide to: | Mr Beefy |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: | To live forever |