Kermit
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the facts
| name: | Kermit |
| age: | |
| lives: | |
| works: | |
| into: | |
| booze: | |
| fags: | |
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| watches: | |
| reads: | |
| hero: | |
| cunt: | JEREMY KYLE , UGG BOOTS WEARERS, DAILY MAIL., THE SUN, OK MAGAZINE AND THE LIKES. FOXTONS AND JACKSONS. |
| bribe me with: | |
| ashamed of: | |
| could live without: | JEREMY KYLE. ESTATE AGENTS. |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | |
| wants: |