JoMama
from London.
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the facts
| name: | JoMama |
| age: | 30 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | When watched |
| into: | Cheese |
| booze: | Check |
| fags: | Check |
| listens to: | Music, mostly |
| watches: | Porn, Football, Ray Mears |
| reads: | Bios & Thrillers |
| hero: | The Dude, James Ellroy, Marvin Gaye, Mark Brandon Read, Ben Harper, Mos Def, Ibrahim Tatlises' Moustache, Magic Johnson & Rick James, bitch! |
| cunt: | Where do I start? |
| bribe me with: | Whiskey & Wimmin' |
| ashamed of: | You, you're a disgrace! |
| could live without: | Bumdoctors |
| sobs at: | The success of the Kaiser Chiefs, Razorlight and all these other comedy bands |
| gets hard/wide to: | Girls with big round asses |
| regrets: | Not doing the scouse stripper |
| wants: | The scouse stripper |