JiggeryCock
from Vanuatu.
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the facts
| name: | JiggeryCock |
| age: | ...of consent |
| lives: | Vanuatu |
| works: | ..my state of arousal into every conversation |
| into: | The Valley |
| booze: | ..tastes like piss |
| fags: | Imagine being controlled by a plant |
| listens to: | Iron Maiden baby with meeee.ooooooh! |
| watches: | with mother |
| reads: | Fly Fishing by JR Hartley |
| hero: | JR Hartley |
| cunt: | Got me head stuck last time |
| bribe me with: | Credit cards, dirty money, lots of rock 'n roll! |
| ashamed of: | Driving that Fiat like a madman in Paris that onetime |
| could live without: | Lungs - completely overated |
| sobs at: | Paper cuts to my japeye |
| gets hard/wide to: | 33/1 winners |
| regrets: | Joining the Bandar Ache Surfing club |
| wants: | A tri-pronged scrotal mount |