Jendy
from Manchester.
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the facts
| name: | Jendy |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | Manchester |
| works: | freelance contortionist |
| into: | shoplifting |
| booze: | hound |
| fags: | are good for you |
| listens to: | paint drying |
| watches: | the clock |
| reads: | the internet mostly |
| hero: | batman |
| cunt: | most people |
| bribe me with: | cottage cheese |
| ashamed of: | my triple life |
| could live without: | sex |
| sobs at: | bus drivers |
| gets hard/wide to: | my reflection |
| regrets: | too few to mention |
| wants: | more |