IanMcShane
from Crumpsall.
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the facts
| name: | IanMcShane |
| age: | I am 38 |
| lives: | Crumpsall |
| works: | Around episodes of 'Neighbours'. |
| into: | Hating Jeffrey Archer |
| booze: | Just a weak Hock and Seltzer for me, ta. |
| fags: | Silk Cut 100's. 1p more, a third more pleasure. |
| listens to: | Jesus, babbling in my head. |
| watches: | Neighbourhood bathroom windows when 'Walking the dog around the park' |
| reads: | Ellroy/Connelly/Pelecanos |
| hero: | Nurse Ratched |
| cunt: | Jeffery Archer and his spiderweb fod |
| bribe me with: | A picture of Archer's head in a sniper's crosshairs |
| ashamed of: | The Primary School piss incident |
| could live without: | CJ's exasperated expressions on 'Eggheads' |
| sobs at: | Teenage Peter Doherty fans sending me messages about how I am abusing their Messiah |
| gets hard/wide to: | Nastassja Kinski/ Monkey Nuns/Nun Monkeys |
| regrets: | The six months of nakedness in 1997 |
| wants: | To fight Archer. Mano a mano, naked as the day we were born |