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| name: | Horrace |
| age: | Old enough to know better |
| lives: | Sheffield |
| works: | Designing Shit |
| into: | The Groove |
| booze: | Single Malt |
| fags: | No, Straight |
| listens to: | Pinky & Perky |
| watches: | 24, Heros, Family Guy |
| reads: | Beano |
| hero: | Oliver Reed |
| cunt: | Fiona Philips |
| bribe me with: | Whiskey and a blowjob |
| ashamed of: | Snigering at Harvey |
| could live without: | Jordan & Peter |
| sobs at: | Charlotte's Web |
| gets hard/wide to: | Asian Porn |
| regrets: | I've had a few |
| wants: | Whiskey and a blowjob |