Hillbilly
from West country.
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the facts
| name: | Hillbilly |
| age: | 48 and a half |
| lives: | West country |
| works: | very hard of course |
| into: | I'm open minded... |
| booze: | scrumpy |
| fags: | to few to mention |
| listens to: | bluegrass, country, |
| watches: | UK gold mostly if anything |
| reads: | biographies of interesting people |
| hero: | Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Top bloke with a top hat. I expect his grave is very long |
| cunt: | all politicians, gypsies and that Sharon Osbournes |
| bribe me with: | what have you got? |
| ashamed of: | my arse is a wind farm |
| could live without: | ever visiting London |
| sobs at: | bollocks, don't be soft |
| gets hard/wide to: | Dolly Parton |
| regrets: | exessive drinking the next day |
| wants: | Nothing. I'm happy with my lot |