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| name: | HeyLyla |
| age: | 33 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | unfortunately |
| into: | it |
| booze: | brown liquor, red wine |
| fags: | no |
| listens to: | the music |
| watches: | a telly in a teak box |
| reads: | vanity fair, the unread book pile next to my bed |
| hero: | Anne Bonny/ Mary Read |
| cunt: | Richard Bacon/ Bono |
| bribe me with: | booze |
| ashamed of: | nowt |
| could live without: | migraines and money problems |
| sobs at: | beaches |
| gets hard/wide to: | 'whole lotta love' |
| regrets: | I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention |
| wants: | the trifecta |