What's happened to Teri's eye?<div id="teaser2">It's official: Teri Hatcher's left eyebrow and her right eye have joined forces to successfully take over her entire face. No matter what facial expression she attempts to pull, her left eyebrow will always be raised higher than the right and her left eye will always look as though it's about to slip out of its socket. Teri's left eyebrow and right eye attended The 35th Annual People's Choice Awards in LA with fellow actors Hugh Laurie and Marisa Tomei. And what's happened to Debra Messing's face...?</div>

New Year, new Pete!<div id="teaser2">Pete Doherty has already managed to look worse this year than he ever did in 2008. Pete's New Year's resolutions must have been to get even more off his tits than the year before and keep his nails looking as though he'd just dug a huge hole in the earth with his bare hands. He performed at Jalouse in London looking like a sweaty startled egg but despite us being able to smell him from just looking at his picture, he's still managing to hang on to his (presumably blind/publicity hungry) young girlfriend.</div>

Is that a cunningy placed 'engagement' ring on your finger Lily? <div id="teaser2">So soon after your holiday with that old bloke? Why it's almost as if you're trying to drum up publicity for your new album (also see yesterday's cocaine quotes), available in all good download stores! How very dare we!</div>

Sarah Jessica Parker is splitting up with Matthew Broderick<div id="teaser2">It is sadly being reported that the divine beauty that is Sarah Jessica Parker is splitting from her husband Matthew Broderick. The equine actress has been spotted around New York searching for a new place to live, so she has gone from a stable relationship to just the stable.</div>