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| name: | Gecko |
| age: | 42 |
| lives: | Europe |
| works: | Anywhere |
| into: | Everything |
| booze: | Hell Yeah |
| fags: | Them too |
| listens to: | Anything but country |
| watches: | Anything |
| reads: | Anything |
| hero: | Willy Coyote |
| cunt: | Pete Doherty |
| bribe me with: | Women |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | The UK |
| sobs at: | The State of the UK |
| gets hard/wide to: | My Current Squeeze |
| regrets: | None |
| wants: | For nothing |