GayBowelSyndrome
from *checks pulse*.
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the facts
| name: | GayBowelSyndrome |
| age: | 8 |
| lives: | *checks pulse* |
| works: | hard, plays harder! |
| into: | Squish movies and flower arranging |
| booze: | just a quick one then |
| fags: | Montecristo No. 2 |
| listens to: | the people on the other side |
| watches: | Squish movies |
| reads: | Shampoo bottles when I'm having a shit |
| hero: | Johnny Morris |
| cunt: | Chris Nutkins |
| bribe me with: | Plump gerbils |
| ashamed of: | Feeling up my cousin |
| could live without: | the hole in my head |
| sobs at: | the vinegar stroke |
| gets hard/wide to: | Plump gerbils |
| regrets: | Setting fire to Chris Nutkins house |
| wants: | a unicorn |